When He Tells You You’re Trouble
By Softylove Follow | Public

Michalene’s sometime guy is telling her some strange things. Look at that tiny little bit of pink text — what am I going to do, summarize it? No. No I am not. Let’s just go ahead and read it before we even get started, shall we?

hi jeff, i have this guy i really like he always says i have a boyfriend or some guy that always comes over. for one thing i dont have a boyfriend or anyone else. he did spend the night. when he left he said i was trouble what the heck is he trying to say ?

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Dear Michalene,

Well, I regret to inform you that this guy is attempting to bail out on you. At least in terms of being a real boyfriend. Why do I say that? Let’s break down what he said. (Metaphorically, though. We won’t need to literally break anything.)

YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND



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IN OTHER WORDS: Oh golly, you know you don’t even want ME. He’s trying to basically tell you why you’re not even AVAILABLE to date him. This lets him off the hook. I mean…how can he date you when you’ve always got “this guy” coming around. Doesn’t matter that it’s not really “true.” He’s hoping that…well, I’ll tell you what he’s hoping in a minute.


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YOU’RE TROUBLE



IN OTHER WORDS: You’re too wild and bad assed for lil’ ol’ me to handle. Same story. He’s basically saying that you’re such a total bad ass, he be INSANE to date you. But in a joking, almost complimentary way.

What does all this add up to?

THESE AREN’T THE DROIDS YOU’RE LOOKING FOR



That’s right, we’re back for another round of the Non-Boyfriend Jedi Mind Trick. What he’s hoping to do is to convince you to ignore the fact that he’s not interested in dating you by saying that YOU aren’t interested in HIM.

This is yet another in a long, long line of things that guys say that flatter you while they are bailing out. In a way, their common ancestor is, “It’s not you, it’s me.” Basically trying to tell you, “Look, the problem isn’t that I don’t like YOU. The problem is something ELSE, otherwise I’d be right in there.”

Sorry for the bad news, Michalene, but that’s my guess for the moment.

What do you think this guy’s talking about, miladies?

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