The Prequel to the Sequel
I frequently organise staring matches against my dog but I usually end up losing.
I am tall, a bit too dark and not that handsome.
I cannot/dont smile unless I'm high on something.
I have a dimple but nobody has noticed it so far.
People cannot find me in a dark room.
More guys than girls hit on me. I'm very sad.
I tell jokes with a straight face and that leaves people with the dilemma of whether to laugh or not
I am ridiculously broke half the time but nobody believes me.
I am too laid-back for my own good sometimes
Relationships scare me, bad breath scares me even more.
It's not that I am tall, it's just that you are short.
People swear that I'm a Chinese guy stuck in an Indian guy's body. Sometimes I think so too.
I'm horribly sarcastic, i can't stand myself sometimes
I grew up with fantasies that I could possibly be God but grew out of it when I realised I have weaknesses.
I treat everyone equally.
I'm probably the only Indian guy you know who is allergic to Vodka, Rum and Gin.
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